Chaz up

1. To simultaneously over complicate something and rush into it saving no time whatsoever.

2. To go about an otherwise simple task in such a way that even close friends and family look at you like you're a complete cunt; their slack jawed shock masking their inner screaming "WHY?! Why are you doing this"

Symptomatic of people who have a preferred type of ice cream scoop or buy programmable tv remotes.
He's Chazzed that right up

-"How was poker night darling?"
- "It was fun but half way through a hand the host insisted on re-hanging the door to his utility room using only a loofer and a packet of Kingsize Rizla. It was a bit of a Chaz up to be honest"
by jonboy902100 December 07, 2023
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trawler

Something that seagulls follow because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
Eric, why on earth did you kick that guy in the crowd? "When the seagulls follow the trawler....."
by jonboy902100 November 28, 2021
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Womani-break

Like a Mani-break but shit.
Gary went away on a Mani-break and came back all relaxed but when I organised a Womani-break with my friends it turned into some sort of Prosecco and Love Island fuelled Lord of the Flies nightmare.
by jonboy902100 January 27, 2023
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