Gran-Uncle

that country nigga that has a nephew thats older than him that have produce offspring, related to old man baby

i pulled up to my great-grandma house to find my Gran-uncle bumping some Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It, this country ass nigga

by OG (original gran-uncle)850 July 14, 2022

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Sucky uncle

An unwanted uncle.

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.

by (T) September 11, 2022

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

sally uncle

when you deeply dislike someone

"gosh i hate her"
"i know right! she such a sally uncle"

by theatergeek04 December 31, 2022

Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

by The original sillygirl.png February 26, 2023