sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.

“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”

by justskin May 18, 2025

Sleep

1. a state compared to or resembling sleep, such as death or complete silence or stillness.
2. be at peace in death; lie buried.

1. "a photograph of the poet in his last sleep"
2. "he sleeps beneath the silver birches"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Could sing it in her sleep

one regards something as so easy that it will require no effort or conscious thought to accomplish.

"she knew the music perfectly, could sing it in her sleep"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Sleeping around

have many casual sexual partners.

"I had stopped sleeping around, and returned to an almost chaste state"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Sleeping on

fail to notice the excellence of someone or something.

"stop sleeping on this fantasic woman and give her the recognition she rightfully deserves"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

sleep

i really like sleeping

Person: man, im so tired I could sleep right now!
Person 2: then sleep

by bubblingtea May 22, 2025