crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

by compositionbook333 September 5, 2018

Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

Lady Penis

What happens when a lady takes testosterone.

Wow! Look at her lady penis!

by Lady penis lover February 17, 2022

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

Lady and the Tramp

When the vagina and the butt crack try to eat your panties at the same time

Jess: Man, when I woke up this morning I had wicked Lady and the Tramp.
Sarah: that's gross Jess.

by LostNRG October 24, 2020

Cachet Ladies

Cachet Ladies are Female Companions, who are prestigious and perfect to play with. A skilled and socially adept provider of sexual intimacy, erotic companionship, and sacred healing, particularly when highly compensated and respected, for example in a court or high society setting

A Cachet Ladies Courtesan

A passionate night Cachet Ladies Courtesan will sure make your dream come true.

by Cachet Courtesan September 5, 2018