by Beef McChill November 09, 2018
by Beef McChill November 09, 2018
a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
by bondfirr May 12, 2021
Expelling so much piss at one time that it sounds like you’re dumping a bucket of water on the ground
“Does anyone know where Matt went?”
“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket”
“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket”
by Loyal-T June 17, 2019
"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
by Fifflefaffle November 23, 2021
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 02, 2019
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