a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

by Some guy. November 7, 2014

fuck one

When you are unconcerned, this is something you don't give.

I don't give fuck one whether this is Ajax or whether it's Comet cleaner, it isn't going up my nose.

by salaciousbarkingbrunette December 16, 2008

Toad Fuck

To fuck ugly people

Jim: Sean had a 'Toad Fuck last night

Jack: yeah he that girl was ugly.

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Fucking Ada

"Fucking Ada" a cockney expression used when in disbelief or as a substitute to something like "ahh shit"

*drops something* "ah fucking ada" "Yeah he's in hospital" "fucking ada

by hell0umi February 20, 2019

fuck pickle

a complete stuck up asshole. Describing someone who acts like they have something stuck up there ass, mainly because they give the impression that other people are an annoyance to them, and also because of the constant look of constipation in there face as if a foreign object was stuck up there ass.

“what an ignorant fuck pickle” or “that fucking fuck pickle just gave me the fucking finger!”

even "hay you fuck pickle fuck off!"

by lude savage June 27, 2009

fuck-a-bunch-of-that

just another awesome way to include the f-word in conversation

They wanted me to participate in the presentation to the client? Fuck-a-bunch-of-that.

by T Diggs March 16, 2008

fucking stupid

a super advanced level of being stupid

fucking+stupid=fucking stupid ... get it?

if not your fucking stupid

by Craigums September 16, 2005