Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)
by asktheladiez October 10, 2022

by whatever 2.0 August 2, 2022

There’s always that one sexy pig friend; she thinks that no one will ever love but really she’s the hottest and sweetest gal you could ever meet. She’s curvy and artistic and the best friend ever. She always carries bandaids and Tylenol and the best hugs. Plus, she is so good at folding burritos or whatever that kid kian eats at lunch.
by mummypig October 28, 2019

by mjrulz5 September 1, 2016

by GnomeoStan23 February 11, 2021

Hey, have you seen Dane Eastman?
No! I can’t look at him because of how sexy he is! It will destroy my retina!
No! I can’t look at him because of how sexy he is! It will destroy my retina!
by The real Jesus H Christ October 9, 2020
