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by wetoatmeal December 15, 2022
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Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022
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HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.
A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.
by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023
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Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023
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Caeser Salad

Caeser Salad, much like Tossing the Salad, where you grab somones ass cheeks and you shove your tongue into the asshole, but with the caeser salad you have another person meat inside the asshole. Can be used as long at 1 or more penises are involved, as well as 3 or more people.
He tossed my Caeser Salad last night, it was amazing.

Anyone want to get dirty and toss my Caeser Salad tonight, i need 2 or more people.
by IamASadWeirdMan November 13, 2018
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Rainbow salad

When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses
Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?
by Khristmaspac December 2, 2018
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Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 7, 2017
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