making grandma's pizza

v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.

George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.

Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*

by Adamska August 31, 2008

last slice of pizza

a man finishing the sexual act...

I jerked my boyfriend off, but he was tired, so he didn't have the last slice of pizza

by pizza eater May 13, 2003

Venezuelan Pizza

its when a chick, preferably from “Petare“, has a yeast infection, is on their period and has genital warts and you fuck her vigorously with a rolling pin. Then you extract the vaginal fluids built up after jamming the rolling pin vagina and bake it in an oven at 400 degrees for 18 minutes.

Note that you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (Warts)

I picked up Yulasis and I made a Venezuelan Pizza, with extra cheese since her genital warts had extra puss.

by Hi-top June 30, 2009

Pineapple Pizza

Slang term used to describe the male anus.
Tangy and sweet meat to eat.
Also used as a code word for safe sex.

When asked if he wanted Pineapple Pizza Little Nicky declined.

by Pluton June 5, 2017

Boneless Pizza

A thing that does not exist. Pizza has no bones PERIOD.

Asshat: "Can i Order a boneless pizza?" Hard working pizza chef: "No They do not exist."

by Tenkaiechi June 28, 2017

cheese pizza

when it is an all in one, meaning the chesse is cum the tomato sauce is blood after punching her in the face and the saucage is your poo

see that cheese pizza on that bitch

by Sammy May 13, 2005

Intarsia Pizza

A delicious compialation of random ingredients to make the perfect pizza. Casesave shown to be too good, and some have died from inhaling such a perfection.
Ingredients:
Garlic(minced and chopped)
Bacon
Cheese (Cheddar and feta)
Pepperoni
Linguisa
Twizzlers in the shape of the phrase 'HI'
Pineapple

*FOR BEST RESULTS, BAKE AT 450 DEGREES. WHEN YOU THINK IT IS DONE, WAIT AN ADDITIONAL 7 MINUTES FOR PERFECTION.

Any questions, concerns, or off the wall remakrs about intarsia pizza, please contact either:
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by Robert and Joel October 4, 2008