blumpkin cherry pie

When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.

Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!

by Bonglajio August 9, 2006

Sour Cream Pie

Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.

Your little brother was the result of a sour cream pie.

by Balls Kolano April 21, 2009

Cadbury Cream Pie

When a rabbit drops a hot load in your mouth.

Dude, your rabbit just gave me a Cadbury Cream Pie

by Craig March 9, 2005

banana cream pie

A term started by Gorilla Zoe: The bottom of the pot where crack is being made, it will form a circular object that looks like a pie.

I'm in the kitchen whippin up banana cream pies.

by ziptnf October 31, 2007

cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

poke your pie

the act of female masterbation

Don't have sex with him. Just poke your pie.

by Bama Beauty December 29, 2007

Oreo Creme Pie

Oreo Creme Pie is when you give a girl with a hairy bush a creme pie, causing a mass amount of flavors.

Dude #1: "Dude I totally gave jenny a Oreo Creme Pie last night!"
Dude #2: "Right on dude! How much hair did she have!"
Dude #1:"More than your mom"

by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse April 14, 2020