White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.

Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"

by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021

cannoe jew

the opposite of boat Mormon

I am not a cannoe jew

by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019

Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Kung Jew!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025

Jew Nippers

A collection of random related and unrelated young people who visit your home for a day or two and end up staying for months.

Derived from the symbolism for the Juniper plant's hardy nature and evergreen leaves have made it a symbol of “endurance and safeguarding” or in practical terms “protection of the elderly “

When are you Jew Nippers moving on ? I need to renovate the kitchen

by YourReelMum April 5, 2024

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

Jews

See? Not allowed.

Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”

by Hym Iam October 11, 2022

Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name

“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman”

“Please leave me alone”

by Crack boy smokeSage November 6, 2021