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squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.
This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.
by Swag42069 December 8, 2014
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Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner
Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!
by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019
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frank job

When you stick your dick into another persons armpit and you perform the farting motion noise you would make until the guy cums
Man, Jenna gave me a great frank job last night! I came all in her armpit!
by Themofo July 24, 2014
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Chancy Job

We were fucking in the bathroom and a couple of guys walked in and we got a chancy job.
by Ivan Perchenko November 2, 2016
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swill job

When a woman pukes during a blow job, and, without pausing to clean up/brush teeth, still manages to take the act to completion.
"I am so bored today, the only way I will survive the afternoon is with a swill job."
"Yeah, hopefully Bara had ribs for lunch."
by Paul Cockerton June 3, 2015
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Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.
by Pokommando April 17, 2021
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Plunger Job

For when you need to get the job done; toilets, sinks, outdoor pool drains.
A plunger job can't be any worse than the Slovakian Traffic Cone.
by alan_steve February 19, 2021
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