Matthew

Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend

Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew

Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles

by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020

Matthew

People who buy $15 and never eat any of it

Bob:Wow he ate none of his chicken tenders
Jack:His name must be Matthew

by Chicken77778888 November 7, 2019

Matthew

Owns meth

Matthew is a meth head

by Shifting bc xd I’m August 7, 2022

Matthew

Plays Fortnite everyday

Hi, my name is Matthew! I play Fortnite every day, do you too?

by Patricz October 14, 2022

Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017

Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

Matthew

I actually like Matthew. I'll admit I spoke to soon.

Hym "Nah, I actually ended up liking Matthew. I wanted to hate him though. I felt the same way about the Robert Greene guy (I think his name was). The 27 rules of power guy. I don't know what it was about him but I wanted to hate him. I really did. But he actually ended up winning me over. Meh 🤷 ♂️ what can you do?"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2023