Kevin Also Known as Tall Slime Is a Name given to A nigga Who’s sweet and Gets no Bitches . One Of Kevin Biggest Fears Are 1080, Spencer, Tayshaun, And Journee
by 1080slatt November 21, 2021

by Thurzdoy May 12, 2021

A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.
“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”
“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
by ShartSimpsonJr November 23, 2021

by notwhiteboityler February 11, 2021

Kevin love to ride banana tree cause he needs to treat his RHD, RSD, and TVC. He's a hybrid of the BDE and the WAP. Cops go criminal over his massive spear of vibrations and he was a BBK since childhood.
Kevin you have the biggest banana tree in the nation
Kevin you make my WAP cave in.
Kevin play Rock, Pave her, Seize yours
Kevin you make my WAP cave in.
Kevin play Rock, Pave her, Seize yours
by ZacFaj August 8, 2025

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024

by the uneducated fart November 1, 2022
