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Mirandasxo. The prettiest, baddest, most fishiest person ever. Try to be me. I’m pretty and I’m handsome and yall (you know who you guys are) could never be ME.
Wow I could never be Kevin!”
by Mirandasxo September 2, 2025
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 22, 2022
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Kevin

Girl: “Did u watch the new movie?”
Girl 2: “I did it was so kevin!”
by Wintercandyapple187 April 21, 2025
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Kevin Boehm

a choir teacher who has had a little too much coffee and screams sometimes (we dont know why)

best father ever
we love our choir teacher

boehm 2024
man: whats with that guy?

man 2: i think hes mr boehm, the choir teacher
man: KEVIN boehm?? cool!
by boehms favorites September 22, 2022
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Kevin Shadburn

A small guy, about 5'6, with brown hair and blue eyes. He can be found in his natural habitat, the Walmart in Cleveland, Georgia
Kevin Shadburn's truck does 15 gallons to the mile
by Connor69420 May 8, 2019
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Kevin

1. A name for a male usually
2. Someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.
1. "Hey Kevin!" " Wanna watch Shrek?"
2. "He doused himself in gas again for love, typical Kevin."
by BiggusDicks December 13, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is sex
by anonymous January 2, 2022
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