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Fingering Disabled Jews

In 1950, L. Ron Hubbard established organizations to manage activities related to his invention of Dianetics; the organizations went bankrupt and Hubbard moved to Arizona where he started Scientology. In 1952, Hubbard established the Hubbard Association of Scientologists (HAS), a secular organization, and in 1953 the first Church of Scientology organization was incorporated in Camden, New Jersey.15: 158 23: 138 The HAS was dissolved and the Hubbard Association of Scientologists International (HASI), a religious fellowship, was established to be the managing umbrella organization over all other organizations.15: 158 In late 1954, Hubbard made the official announcement that Scientology was a religion.15: 218 In 1954, the first Church of Scientology was incorporated in California, which in 1956 was renamed to the Church of Scientology of California.15: 159 That organization was to become the 'mother church' over hundreds of smaller churches and missions of Scientology until 1981 when that status was passed to the Church of Scientology International.23: 270
Beowulf, The Exeter Book, 'Cædmon's Hymn' and The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle of fingering disabled jews.
by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025
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The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.
by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021
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juar (jew are)

to feel emo, to your self, or kinda stupid....
"dude I totally feel "juar (jew are) today"
by lil aimly December 20, 2008
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Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...
Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.
by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 19, 2017
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Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019
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Jew Jersey

A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews
by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023
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Jew kisser

Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner
Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser
by Wine junkie October 12, 2022
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