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Human Fence

A chain of 4 or more humans, regardless of gender, doing the 69 sex position.
Person 1: PornHub is so screwed up nowadays?
Person 2: I know right! That human fence was too far!
by H4XOR13 August 1, 2023
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Human

The best species of animal known to anything that exists. If you found this, YOUR A GOD
Human is Evolved Monke
by DanteThePiggyHeroYT January 12, 2023
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
by Lord Stryker November 19, 2019
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The Human Spittoon

Step 1. Put a dip in your lip
Step 2. Open up your partner's asshole to create a large gap liquid is able to fall into
Step 3.Spit dip spit into your partner' anus
Step 4. After the anus is full, partner will push out the spit back into your mouth
Step 5. Toss the dip out in the anus after 30 minutes and all dip spit is shit out of the partner mentioned asshole
Step 6: Repeat
Chris LeDoux gave me a good ole' fashioned "The Human Spittoon" last night, it was dank because he used Copenhagen. So my ass gave me a super good buzz.
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Humanity

(Castiel) is in love with humanity.
by Crimeprincess September 26, 2020
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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