Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

human

The thing that created Urban Dictionary

You are a human!

by stefan1508 August 5, 2020

Human Supremacy

A belief that humans are superior.

Anti-Artificial beliefs are that which are rooted in human supremacy

by yiiiiiiiiiis June 13, 2024

scum of humanity

A Menace Of society

I am a scum of humanity

by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021

Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!

Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!

by TheCreaper April 28, 2024

Human god

A mortal who is worshipped as a god & may have became a god, in the afterlife.

(e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').

(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023

Human

Assholes with shitty listening skills

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.

by *creative name* June 3, 2018