fat dog

An expression that can be best conveyed as encouraging someone to "hang out and relax, like a Fat Dog."

Don't sweat it, fat dog it.

by bear dance February 20, 2022

Faux Defecation

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

by gingyman January 9, 2010

Faquable

(Slang, Vulgar)
Etymology:
Faq+ able
Faq- an informal word for fuck
Meaning: Used as an informal word for fuckable, for a girl who has physical appeals that attract a guy and hence is worthy of being fucked up; sexually attractive

Guy 1: How's that pic of the girl that I sent you?
Guy 2: Dayum, she is faquable.

by TARUN June 21, 2015

fart-ternal

A lady who only farts at night when she is asleep.

My wife never farts during the day, she's fart-ternal.

by GWEBB818 January 21, 2017

Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018

Chick-Faced dude

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.

Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there

by blahhhhhg December 7, 2009

tinkle fairy

A tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a piss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as 'the amount of times you can shake'. It was made popular from the show Family Guy.

Adam West: *shakes twice*
Tinkle Fairy: Two shakes, that's it...Move along!
Adam West: Oh, why thank you, Tinkle Fairy!

by Terrum August 26, 2013