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David Gonzalez

There aren't enough words to describe someone like David. He's so full of kindness and his comfort is enough to brighten the worse days. He never fails to make a memory incredible. His laugh is like music to the ears and his smile is amazing in every way. You've gotta love him.
David Gonzalez is turning seventeen tomorrow! How exciting :)
by You're loved :) November 27, 2023
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David

Not daddy
David is not daddy kaora is
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David

u are a focking pimp aka David
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david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.
David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.
by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016
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david millan

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks
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David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up
Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro
by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021
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David

David is a king. Not just only a king he does more for people than him self, David smokes all his pain away with backwoods and marijuana. He loves sport and loves sex. Big personality big heart and big dick.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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