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MIKE THE COOL ONE 

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesnโ€™t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz๐Ÿ˜Ž MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
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Something that stupid people say after doing something stupid.
"Im cool, Im cool," Jeff said after falling into a snowbank.
im cool by enterthedavid March 3, 2005
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The Cool Zone 

A time in history where it's cool to learn about, but was total shit to live through.
"Have you seen the historical stuff that's been happening in the news recently?"
"Yep, we're definitely living in The Cool Zone, this shit sucks man."
The Cool Zone by CYA59 May 29, 2020

cuz I'm cool like that 

frequently said phrase that is spreading like wildfire. It's a very witty answer to any question needing an explanation for an action.

Often ends in "yo." fora a cooler effect.
Confused Person:"Hey, why the hell are you doing that?!"

Cool Person: "Cuz, I'm cool like that, yo."
cuz I'm cool like that by Pink Phox February 26, 2005

Real Cool Person 

Aka RCP. Someone who has enough confidence in his- or herself in order to not lie, not start shit, not create drama, and not be fake. Someone who realizes that things will happen and life will go on. Someone who won't fake being cool, because they already are, and don't need any friend, famile member, lover, and/or random creepy person to tell them.
L.K. is an awesome girl because she knows who she is and isn't going to take Joe's shit. She is a wicked Real Cool Person. (or: She's a wicked RCP.)
Real Cool Person by JMcP October 5, 2007

hairy zero cool 

this word is used to emphasise the 'awesomeness' of something. in slang, 'hairy' means awesome, and 'zero cool' means awesome as well. so, 'hairy zero cool' means doubally awesome.
that haircut is 'hairy zero cool'!
hairy zero cool by Judson Rempel November 6, 2006

freaky-cool 

something so exciting or cool that it's starting to freak you out.
you use this word like so; "oh my gosh! that is ,like, so freaky-cool!"