keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Drain cleaner

A drain cleaner is not a plumber! But a Plumber can be a drain cleaner!

You're a drain cleaner but not a plumber!

by hydro_tech510 November 28, 2023

vase cleaning

To have intimacy while on your period

My husband help me in vase cleaning last night

by His_fav_ brat January 18, 2024

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

Street Cleaner

Someone who snorts the pubic hair of their partner after a fresh shave

Person 1: did you hear about Rodrigo?
Person 2: no
Person 1: he is a street cleaner now…
Person 2: wow I didn’t know he was into that!

by Streetcleaner101 January 23, 2024

Christmas cleaning

Modern Day Slavery

Okay kids it's time to start Christmas cleaning.

by RyanHall December 21, 2023

Pipe Cleaner

When he F*cks you so good he bends you like a pipe cleaner

“Bruh I didn’t even know I could bend that way. He bent me like a pipe cleaner”

by Duckingme22 January 9, 2024