sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great

person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry

by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022

Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.

I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!

by Timcal July 19, 2018

Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...

Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?

by Secret Satan May 19, 2018

Christian

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege

I heard Christian has a big cock

by Cburgess_17 January 9, 2022

christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 12, 2021

Christian prom pictures

When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.

Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.

by Ed money April 9, 2023