Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock

Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock

by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023

edge'o'clock

edge'o'clock is the best time of day
its when you edge

you edge to everything
edge'o'clock is not a real time, it's every time

Niggkhil: what time is it?
BRA: it's edge'o'clock
Oreo: bet

by sid25 December 23, 2023

Three O’Clock Bomb

A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.

This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:

- nausea

- light-headedness

- sudden loss of breath

- passing out
- circulatory issues

- stalling of work

Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”

Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”

by urabanodictionaro December 27, 2023

Gyat o' clock

This is a special time reserved for taking care of your gyat. This means many things, trimming it, washing it, enhancing it and training it. these are only some of the many ways to take care of your gyat. Many spend their lives traning their gyats for the holy Gyatt-olympics, a fierce contest to find the greatest gyat lurking amongst humanity.

Hey wanna get a drink later today.
Sorry can't it's gyat o' clock time.
Oh no worry i could use some trimming as well. Bye

by Antipekka January 4, 2024

Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason

No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock

by Jsjsisj November 8, 2023

creep o' clock

Creep o' clock means that its that time of the day, could be any time, that single men on any beach, nude or dressed, are out on a stroll looking or staring at girls or couples. This definition comes from the beach context but could probably be applied on any situation any where.

Watch out! Creep o' clock!

by Wanna be dolphin man November 12, 2023

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023