Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball

The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing

by cmfw369 December 18, 2020

Joe Biding

When you hear an intruder so you grab your shotgun and shoot a couple of shots from your balcony to scare them off.

Chad did you hear that?

I did Karen, pass me the shotty so I can Joe Biding they asses

by javeonthestreet January 16, 2021

Gold Bidet

The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.

There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.

by BidenSniffsKids February 9, 2021

to bide

The same as biting but it just counts for ears

Parent:If you don’t go to bed immediately Joe Biden will come and try to bide your ears off!

by Thestepsisunstucker March 30, 2021

ich bien poyezda

I like trains

Look its that ich bien poyezda guy!

by Bensmart101 November 10, 2021

german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish

i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet

by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021