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Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.
Look! Real Malfets position! Run!
by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021
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The Real Palestine, from a Palestinian

A part of land in the Israeli territory who includes Gaza and Hevron parts. This group of Arabic Israeli people are dominated by the Hamas, who committed world war crimes several time and especially on the exact date of 7.10.2023, where a war hate crime was committed against innocents civilians in purposes of hurting, kidnapping, killing, burning families in their house and much more.
As a Palestinian, Palestine will not be free, since it’s not *real*.

This is The Real Palestine, from a Palestinian, and any European/ American, or any others that has nothing to do with the war, have not the slightest right to talk about it.
by You_seff January 22, 2024
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The Real Housewives

An expression that old people over the age of 29 are called
Oh look a 30 year old, what The Real Housewives!
by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023
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Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike
Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night
by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024
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Real

You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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raw dog real

When a person is so real it’s shocking to the fakes, and snakes, when you don’t give a f*** what has happened in the past cause you met the OG Jennifer and nothing matters but being with her, when life takes something you want so badly because it knows you’re not on your chosen path, you gots ta keep it Raw Dog Real and keep it movin, better things are coming.
Joe: I’m so hurt bro,
Nicole: bro, stay true to you, keep it Raw Dog Real and never forget the things this experience taught you. It’s time to move on…
by The Jr. Man! July 26, 2022
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The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.
I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021
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