Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.

Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!

by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025

Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.

“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night”

by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025

blue badge barry

Somebody who is proper special

Hes a right blue badge barry him!

by Shitshat warrior June 1, 2025

no badges

A term stemmed from the video game series 2K meaning that you are bad or negative at an activity or as a person.

Might be also used in the context of your 2k overall out of 100, 60 being the absolute worst.

Jared can't bag that girl, hes a 60 ovr with no badges.

by Creest June 26, 2025

Square Badge

Square badge- private security guard,mall cop. Used mostly in the NYC area.

Once Pat retired from the NYPD, he's working as a square badge on a mall in Westechester.

by Seamus603 October 18, 2025

Tea bagel

To put ones anus onto another's forehead in the manner of tea bagging

"I thought he was going to tea bag me but he gave me a tea bagel instead"

by That_one_witch December 17, 2025

Periwinkle Badger

Mischievous, sneaky and ferocious type of badger commonly seen in National Trust sites in East Sussex. Famously seen at Scotney Castle, East Sussex. An attach on a 7yo boy in 2024 was the only known incident of such a creature. Scientists believe it maybe the only of its kind left.

Oh look, there is a periwinkle badger.

by Sh1406 January 18, 2026