baige 

1. A person with a lot of problems/baggage that will do what they can to make others happy

2. A person with a unique mind

3. A thoughtful, seemingly quiet person who doesn't truly open up to many people. May be viewed as 'odd'.

2. a)Wow, I never thought of it that way! Thanks for being such a baige.
b)Your theories on the universe are pretty mind-blowing, if I do say so myself.

3. person one: Look at him, all by himself just staring into space.
person two: he is such a baige.

baige by DC David January 27, 2009

pull a baige 

switching lanes on highway with out signaling

i was driving and the guy in front of me pull a baige

pull a baige by shofi June 15, 2009

Badge Fucker 

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.

Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!

Badge Fucker by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012

badgelor

Badgelor is a giant homicidal war badger from the "Mayor of Noobtown" series of Litrpg books. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and delivers presents to everyones' booby trapped houses on the night before Grebthar's day.

Presently, he has teamed up with Jim (hapless noob, riding on the fame of everyone's favorite curious puppy) to kill the betrayer: Charles.

'Badgelor has been patient, or at least as patient as a homicidal badger can be. With the celebration of Grebthar Day, it's finally time to go get Charles! Nothing is going to stop Jim and his companions, not even the signs of the Dark Overlord's return. This adventure could be Windfall's greatest yet, or it could be its absolute downfall.' -- Dungeon of Noobs

badgelor by BrainSlugs83 June 27, 2021

bagek 

The noise a chicken makes. Not usually said around chicken, more of a call or holler to get your buddies attention. Also pronounced "Yigek". Started by Matt Maher, Matt Sprecher and Eric Edelmann in Walnut Creek, CA in 1998. Many a shirt was made know as the "bagek shirt" which featured a drawing of the bagek chicken on the front holding an unsidedown "sur" sign. Shirts sold quite well for about $15

Bafaa Bojangles: Yyyiiiiggggeeeeekkkkk!!!!!! (bagek)
Cornelious: Sur!!! You got any bagek shirts left fer sale?
Bafaa Bojangles: Nah just sold me last 40 at lunch
Cornelious: Truth, you rolling to the kegger at williams tonight?
Bafaa Bojangles: Meh

bagek by Messy Ma May 23, 2006

Russian bagel 

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

Russian bagel by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hope bagels 

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

Hope bagels by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019