Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

pack of arseholes

A large group of nasty (usually) men. Rude, ignorant and not brave enough to be by themselves - they move in a pack.

"They're a right pack of arseholes' as a group pushes their way to the bar ahead of anyone else.

by happyslappa October 2, 2017

guys with no arses

Aidan Stainthorpe

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 19, 2018

The monkey game on arsenal

The fact that this game wins so many times is proof that most people on arsenal are about as smart as a box of rocks. Apparently they don't even know how to play this game properly. Arsenal is a game where you have to kill people with guns and in the monkey game it makes you collect bananas to win. 99% of people in the monkey game ignore the bananas and go out of their way to kill people so they clearly don't know what they're doing. If you just wanted to kill people then why did you vote for the monkey instead of a better game mode. I didn't come to this game to collect bananas.

People who vote for the monkey game on arsenal deserve to get shot. Oh wait, good thing this game has guns in it! :)

by methaddict666 March 30, 2022

window licking arsehole

Meaning inbred retard who has a rine stone covered dream chatcher hanging from his cock as his girlfriend is piff but he looks like a monkeys cunt

Guy 1: have you heard of lance stroll

Guy 2: aye that window licking arsehole

by SickCuntPeter June 27, 2023

pulled an Arsenal

A phrase when someone, or something completely bottles it (when you are certain to win something but blow it in the last push). Referred to Arsenal because they bottled the Premier League in the 2022/23 season.

Friend 1. Can you believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled Europe?
Friend 2. Yes, they always start strong and go on to have pulled an Arsenal and bottle it.

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Up the Arsenal

A term to refer to anal sex.

Gonna take her “up the Arsenal” tonight.

by Pratty_13 March 4, 2026