A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.
by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 15, 2011
by NewPlayer089 July 18, 2024
that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018
That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022
A phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two penises into a woman's mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.
Mike: "She said, 'You wanna get naked?', and my boy and I were like, 'Pfff, fuck yeah!' Then we made a Human V-Rung and I took a picture on my cell phone!"
by SlickMaple August 19, 2008