pullin a woody

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

by 700002 December 2, 2009

Pullin' a Wampa

Saying something so outrageous that would seem impossible, and is. Everyone knows you are a liar as well, yet you continue to say it.

Person #1: Dude, called in 5 nukes yesterday.
Person #2: Dude, your highest kill streak is 11...Quit Pullin' a Wampa!

Person #1: Got a multi-kill from a care package!!!
Person #2: *smack* fuckin Pullin a Wampa.

by Lawlerballz May 5, 2010

Pulling a weiner

Claiming your account was hacked when it was not.

Kevin's hotmail didn't get hacked, he's pulling a weiner.

by randall37 December 12, 2011

pulling a Weiner

When a guy shows his junk to unsuspecting females via a text, email, or social networking app or website.

Person 1: I heard you got in trouble last night for 'pulling a Weiner'.

Person 2: Yeah, my bad.

by wyckedmonkey June 17, 2011

Doing a Worrall

Stealing from a supermarket automatic checkout

been cryin myself to sleep every night after being caught stealing though the checkouts...
What you been doing a worrall again?

by BartBlack January 11, 2012

Doing a Will Smith

As a rapper trying to make money by playing in a movie or TV series.
First done by Will Smith after him rappers like Ice-T and LL cool J tried their hand at acting

Guy 1: Have you heard Ice-T is going to play a role in Law and Order

Guy 2: Yea he is to doing a Will Smith

by nameless person March 6, 2012

Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013