Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

Twat

A generally unlikable person who repeatedly does stupid or cringy things

Lewis makes tik toks about his mental health like he is special, Lewis is a twat

by Leeshai Baker July 24, 2021

Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

by Cinnaright January 21, 2023

twat briagade

A twat briagade is a lesbian fuck fest otherwise known as an orgy

I walked in on a twat briagade

by seymoredix November 16, 2015

twisting your twat

The female equivalent of the expression "busting your balls"

Calm down sally I'm just twisting your twat

by Jewcompany May 3, 2015

TWAT

Another version of cunt, it used to describe a female's sexual organ, the vagina, in urban terms.

Another use is those that are assholes, in which they follow the ways of Twatology.

If you're an asshole, and love it. You must be a follower of Twat-ology

by The RadAway June 1, 2016

Twat

A worker who in the post pandemic environment decides to work only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Therefore enjoying a 4 day effective weekend.

Have you seen Karen today? No she's a Twat. Only in Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.

by thestig86 October 8, 2021