swizzle turd

Perfectly swirled poop

Look! That dog just took a huge swizzle turd

by Lackadams May 2, 2018

space turd

Cigar or “poop” shaped asteroids that were discovered by astronomers recently also believed to be UFO’s by some researchers. After this hit the internet, people began joking around about it.

Tyler: Did you hear about that cigar shaped asteroid?
Internet Troll: Yeah it looks like a space turd. I guess Uranus took a shit.

by Amped1998 December 9, 2017

Flaming whale turd

1. A flaming whale shit
2. A retard who stinks like shit
3. Something you say one can use to spread out a crowd

1. Is that a real flaming whale turd?
2. That flaming whale turd needs to take a shower a grow a brain
3. I swear i feel like throwing in a flaming whale turd to get this line moving.

by Dont_Ask May 26, 2010

turd mongrel

1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn

2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms

"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"

by bitch faced angler aka Jar-Jar August 3, 2007

turd-wank

A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.

Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "

by Liz R. and Justin N. January 23, 2009

turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.

Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

Turd blossom

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016