Sam Salad

“Sam Salad”: adjective, Meaning: A salad consisting of only French fries due to no other vegetarian option being a available.

Looks like you got stuck with the Sam Salad.

by jeros April 23, 2021

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Memphis Tossed Salad

When a gay mugger is robbing a handsome bitch he holds the gun to his head while eating his delicious ass.

I was hittin’ up one of these phat mofos he was so fine so I slammed him down for a Memphis Tossed Salad

by RingedHog February 12, 2023

Tossing salad

Putting ur tongue in the bunghole
And licking all around the circumference ;) ;)

I like tossing salad on Thursday afternoons

by Bungholeliker December 8, 2025

Tossed salad

When one has been jerked off

Dude I had a tossed salad last night after the other half was finished

by Scamwell August 27, 2019

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023