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Dirty Turtling

Verb: pushing a turd in and out of your börthole, for sexual gratification. The unholy perversion of "turtling"
Don't make eye contact with Bella. She's been dirty turtling in the corner for the better part of an hour
by suninnovember January 2, 2024
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Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012
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turtle

nikola-GO TREES NO TURTLES
me-*hits him with rock onto his head*
by monkeymmmmm1 November 6, 2020
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Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
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Rail Turtle

The original name for the train Canon in super Famicom wars
Finally I have enough money to afford a rail turtle!
by SpaceNoscoper479 July 10, 2024
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The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here
The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.
by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021
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