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Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch
I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.
by allisonjmac March 1, 2025
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Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.
Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad
by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016
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eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.
Come and eat my salad.
by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023
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banana in a fruit salad

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.
Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!
by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025
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Egg Salad

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.
Dude, that chick last night was wild. She wanted to get an egg salad from me.
by Come get some salad December 5, 2017
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Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.
"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"
by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025
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Salad Tossing

To Toss Someone’s Salad Is To Perform Oral Sex Someone's Anus. Theses Oral Sex Acts Can Include Such Things As Licking, Kissing, Tonguing, And Much More.
I Had To Make A Urban Dictionary Account To Prove To My Normie Sister, Mary That Salad Tossing Was Technically In A Dictionary.

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Yuki Tossed Aoi’s Salad
by TossTam July 17, 2021
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