An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014
Get the bar whalermug. 'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.
-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016
Get the Bar Boobsmug. A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
Get the C2's Granola Barmug. Synonym for relatable/“I feel that”/“real”. Pretty much something that is so relatable you could write a song about it. Originating from songs with emotional lyrics that connect to you deeply.
Person 1- “Dude, why do I feel like bad things always happen to good people?”
Person 2- “That’s bars, man.”
Person 2- “That’s bars, man.”
by Pineapple89 February 25, 2024
Get the Barsmug. a phrase that literally means anything. the other phrase that is similar, "mark Anarkajar" has a different meaning.
by Mrs. Cookiecore February 7, 2025
Get the Bar Kanar Kajarmug. A bar pash is an Australian term for a young male or female finding a random male or female form across the bar .. making out and then never seeing eachother again .
Generally you are pretty drunk for this to happen because you have your alcohol confidence and just go for it
Generally you are pretty drunk for this to happen because you have your alcohol confidence and just go for it
I’m excited for a few bar pashs tonight!
“Hey mate, I’m going to find a few hot bar pashs tonight! Let see how many we can get”
“Hey mate, I’m going to find a few hot bar pashs tonight! Let see how many we can get”
by Stevenirwin January 13, 2019
Get the Bar Pashmug. The mathematical equivalent of a child riding a tricycle before switching to a bicycle, or using a float while learning to swim—using bar diagrams instead of forming algebraic equations to solve word problems.
Bar modeling, which is the heart and soul of the Singapore math curriculum, acts a bridge between elementary (or primary) math and middle school (or secondary) math—where concrete rectangles or bars are used instead of abstract variables for unknown quantities.
by Numerati December 28, 2024
Get the Bar Modelingmug.