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texas curry

The final product of someone giving you a blowjob in a barn, you finishing in their mouth, and then them rudely spitting it on the floor where it mixes with dirt, hay, sawdust, and animal hair/droppings.
Your girl is great, she made me a nice batch of texas curry last night.
by bad_idea June 20, 2015
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Texas Triangle

A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio
by bubby3 January 6, 2016
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Texas Two-Way

When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 January 27, 2016
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texas seven

7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed
The texas seven were pretty badass until them dumbasses killed someone
by latinojodido April 7, 2016
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texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food
by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016
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Texas Worm Battle

When you are performing anal sex and while penetrating you feel a solid turd fighting back against your penis. Like worms battling.
Jim : "Dude did you fuck that girl last night?"
Bill : "Yeah man we did anal, ended up having a Texas worm battle."
by Penisjuggler3232 October 6, 2016
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texas tamale

ay girl wat dat mouf do lemme give you dat TEXAS TAMALE
by omgTIGG October 5, 2016
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