a soup box

A pony-like character that makes booty calls on a regular basis.

A soup box boyfriend
aka mike

by mec586 December 28, 2007

Soup wasted

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.

Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!

by Papford September 29, 2021

swamp soup with meatballs

When it is a hot summer day and a male's crotchal region begins to get sticky and sweaty, resembling a soup with meat balls in it.

Yo, it was so hot yesterday, I had swamp soup with meatballs in my pants!

by DrPhilsVaginalCrease October 27, 2015

Potato Soup

Very chunky and thick vomit, only found inside of a sink.

"Yeah dude there was a lot of Potato Soup coming out of me yesterday night."

by ShrunkFrog November 14, 2022

Scrabble and soup

A chaste alternative to Netflix and chill.

I know we just met, so how about we get together for Scrabble and Soup.

by Unkie Mark September 20, 2018

Sorrow Soup

A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.

"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Soup

Noun

First definition:
A word used to describe someone who refers to someone who is horny but only for people who are "legal" or aged 18 and above.

Second definition:
A character archetype in a doujin who makes it impossible for the main character to make advances towards them. They're too "bro material" for the main character. A true unironic example of bro, no homo.

1st definition:
Roy was such a soup. He immediately gagged as soon as he realized he spouted such explicit nonsense in front of someone who was still quite young.

2nd definition:
Jenkins was a true example of what a Soup is. He didn't see his friend in the same light as the latter saw him.

by momomoniker September 15, 2020