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A shitty little town in the middle of nowhere that no one knows about. Most kids here are snotty, cocky little douche bags who go to Hunterdon Central. The neighboring town Flemington has no idea we exist. Most people who live here are one of the below:

A) Are hicks

B) suck major dick(gender not specified)

C) Are druggies who appeared randomly

C)
Flemington kid: Hey, where do you live?

Ringoes kid: Ringoes.

flemington: ...where the fuck is that?
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the crappiest secondary school ever, you are subject to hard work, massachism, homosexuality and the risk of being raped with a heroin needle
god, that place is such a fucking Ringmer
Ringmer by 666_nymph June 23, 2009

ringstabber 

a person that likes to insert their penis in somebodys "browneye"
i hate that poofter norton. hes such a fucking ringstabber.
ringstabber by dale winton April 7, 2003

ringback tone 

when the number you call plays music instead of a dial tone for you to enjoy while you are waiting for the party to pick up.
yo, did you hear alex's new ringback tone?
ringback tone by alex gl July 14, 2005

Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

ringsting 

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.
me and all! it gave us right ringsting
ringsting by red wine bitch January 3, 2003