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maws or paws

a debate between furries on which type of bodily attributes in a fursona they find more attractive, this being a debate between the paws or mouths of a fursona

this debate can also be compared to the debates straight men have over “ass or tits”
john: “hey bro, maws or paws?”

bob: “definitely maws bro”
by LilyMoss February 2, 2022
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paparazzi pouch

Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
by Maw Kettle April 4, 2006
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Patriotreason

1) An act committed when someone loves political ranting but does not actually know anything

2) To commit an act that is so mindlessly stupid it damages an entire nation.
2)"We need to defeat Canada in the arms race!"

"Thats patriotreason you buttmunch"

1) "That fool supports the Patriot Act because he thinks it makes us more free. We should citizen's arrest their ass for patriotreason!"
by Free Whilly April 11, 2012
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Park Jinyoung

Lead Vocalist and Lead Dancer of Kpop Boyband GOT7, Park Jinyoung is an oversized peach mochi and a very good example of the poker face
Park Jinyoung's honey vocals are the best!
by jaemin December 2, 2017
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Pay gap

The belief that there is a difference in the wadges paid between men and women for the same job. Mostly argued by feminists, an American standpoint is 77 cent to 1 dollar is one of the differences between the men and women wadges (men portrayed with the 1 dollar to the women portrayed with amounts lower than 1 dollar) although the amount argued can change between many people this is the one most commonly used. Maternity leave and difference in jobs/time in jobs was not accounted for in the gender pay stats that officially started the argument. The reason the gap had such a radicalized difference is the diference in time and jobs as men are more likely to do more overtime and take jobs like high up construction. In the 1960's a law was passed in America making it illegal to pay certain genders differently for the same job, also if as an employer you could pay women less for the same job then you wouldnt hire men because they would cost more to do the same.
Normal people: the pay gap is a myth

Feminists:no because when im late every day and take off as much time as possible to have a child while everyone else gets promoted i get paid less than my male coworkers
by Sumyunggui January 5, 2019
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Liam Payne

Liam Payne is a beautiful rainbow puppy Lima bean who DESERVES BETTER!!!!! Aka a gift from the gods
Q: why are you so happy?
A: I remembered Liam Payne exists!
by Morgloveshazza May 20, 2018
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Schrödinger's panties

Schrödinger's panties is derived from the term "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment" by physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935, the latter describes a hypothetical experiment that probes a parody in quantum physics.

The former term is coined in eastern Otaku culture which refers to situations where heroines wearing skirts in anime, video games or movies could never, under any circumstances (in the virtual world) reveal their underwear due to obvious moral reasons (in the real-world); resulting in almost impossible looking situations (in the virtual world) that are not probable even under the best luck of the heroine. Typical scenarios include heroine performing kung-fu style fighting moves (e.g. roundhorse kick, Butterfly kick), jumping and high wind situations (falling down).

As with "Schrödinger's cat thought experiment", the "Schrödinger's panties thought experiment", being a parody, states that as long as the bottom of the heroine is not observed, the statements that the heroine is and isn't wearing panties are both true and valid. Under physical terms, both situation are in a state of superposition. The reality only settles after observation.

While Schrödinger's panties refers the situation described above, the term iron curtain refers to the impenetrable skirt that makes the impossible possible.
(Watching an anime where a heroine with mini skirt jumps 50 metres down from high ground and perform a reverse somersault attack on a bad guy without any pantie flashing fan service)

Audience: Wow holy Schrödinger's panties! iron curtain! look at that, there's *%^$ no way the skirt will hold up.

An example is the character Athena in King of Fighters 12. Under any in-game frames and fighting moves, the following is true. The skirt of Athena is just long enough and moves of the heroine and the movement of the skirt are just right to not to reveal what is underneath.
by AnnihilatorX August 30, 2009
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