If your name is John Brolly you are the luckiest boy alive. If snoop dog had a son, it would be John Brolly. He will often crush on twins or triplets. He's a bit of a weird kid, and some girls would call him a roast pea. He has a good heart and is friends with everyone. He gets all the girls because of how awesome he is.
Girl: have you seen John Brolly? He's such a roast pea.
Twins: He's has a crush on one of us!
Triplets: omg same!
Snoop dog: John Brolly my son
Boys: Why does John get all the girls!
Twins: He's has a crush on one of us!
Triplets: omg same!
Snoop dog: John Brolly my son
Boys: Why does John get all the girls!
by Depression_is_in_session October 23, 2018
Get the John Brollymug. Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to Chicken McGreen. Splits his time between delivering machine parts to various businesses and assisting Chicken McGreen in his chaotic conquests. Also travels to classified locations gathering information about rival factions and oppressors.
John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your Smashmatic 4000!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.
by Dahn April 14, 2008
Get the John Champlainmug. Elton John's hits include "Crocodile Rock," "Rocketman," "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road," "Candle in the Wind," and David Furnish's ass.
by Pimpmaster Pete December 27, 2008
Get the elton johnmug. A cheating liar who will use you until he’s over it. Can be nice at times but overall is an asshole who treats you like shit and calls woman bitches.
by mmmmhhm March 16, 2019
Get the John Kernmug. gear that will never run out of style and shows class. Sean John shows style and taste along with a sense of dignity and respectable choice in clothing, it is simply the best you can get.
by Sean John Don September 13, 2005
Get the sean johnmug. v.it., The act of male masturbation whilst seated on a toilet. This term originates from a play on words; one's hand is on one's "cock", thereby conducting the act of masturbation. As this occurs, one is also seated upon a "John", or toilet. Often the physical stimuli of the act itself is inhanced by pressure on the prostate from passing feces.
Jonathan takes fifteen minutes every Saturday morning to treat himself to a John Handcock after checking the markets in the Tribune.
by Spack McDrack November 26, 2004
Get the John Handcockmug. 