A Dude who In the tittie bar all the time, have had sex with a lot of girls that work in the bar. He only want to fuck !!!
by LongWayJay March 30, 2021
Get the Bar niggamug. by Tinxy January 30, 2024
Get the mwah no barsmug. by L0sTy aka Gaia November 28, 2024
Get the drive barmug. When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
Get the Glazed chocolate barmug. Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Barmug. An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014
Get the bar whalermug. A slutty whore who sings scary-oke at the bar regularly prowling for any guy that will pay attention to her poor me story
by thebetterbitch November 26, 2024
Get the Bar flymug.