New Hampshire Heater 

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

New Hampshire Heater by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

New Hampshire Riot Juice 

Like a vodka and soda, but instead of soda water, use White Claw. Strong af and hydrating at the same time. guaranteed to end the night in a brawl.

Got loaded on New Hampshire Riot Juice last night and ended up killing a police officer with his own service weapon! lolololol

New Hampshire Riot Juice by leftshoe February 26, 2020

New Light 

Someone who won't make the public event heroic, and or won't get the rez.

Friend: did you get your Heroic Public event bounty done.
You: no there was a new light

New Light by Fullmaester November 19, 2020

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a goofy ahh youtube channel who uploads gigachad content and never disappoints me and his audience😎

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New York Yankees 

The shittyest most arrogant team in baseball.

New york Yankees lose to the Red Sox once again 6 to 2

New York Yankees by Shan-a-fer January 11, 2008

new england patriots 

syn. - To Choke, To choke under pressure, can't win when they need to, THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1:Did you see that guy lose that game?
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.

new england patriots by cacapoopoopeepee January 11, 2009

New Jersey 

The best state in the nation. New Jersey is pretty much all urban, meaning everything is in walkin distance and theres always somethin to do. Its got a really nice hip-hop scene that is often overlooked cuz its in the shadows of NYC and Philly. Best weed in the nation, too.

When people say to me,"HA HA you're from shitty New Jersey!", I tell them "yea bitch, you couldn't make it there."

New Jersey by dru from new jeru June 15, 2004