basic mom 

Similar to Basic Bitch but 20 years later. Includes yoga fascination, after school snacks, and the "mom" haircut. Can usually be found driving an SUV and sporting a top-of-the-line outdoor jacket. Sipping Starbucks and listening to Micheal Buble or Josh Groban is optional.

#sorrynotsorry

Headliner: "West Van Mom becomes Basic Mom

basic mom by sorrynotsorrymom April 17, 2015

Your mom is a guy 

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

Your mom is a guy by urmomaguy June 7, 2018

ya mom gay 

when you mom is not lesbian but gayyyyyyyy.

ya mom gay lol

ya mom gay by sub to sweet colt on yt March 13, 2019

Do your mom 

have sex with your mom

Do your mom tonight because it feels nice.

Do your mom by Sexy boy 6969696969 May 4, 2018

is your mom a beaver 

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

is your mom a beaver by eche777 May 9, 2020

Porn Mom

The relationship between a gay porn star and a female fan, where the female becomes a second mother giving guidance, promotion, support and a safety net. This role is chosen by the porn star and is someone who is his biggest fan and supporter.

Coined by Jack Jaxson, director and owner of Cockyboys.

When Brendon talks to his porn mom they talk about scenes, boyfriends and everything else his mom doesn't want to know.

Porn Mom by Pom_Pom April 29, 2014

thats not what your mom told me last night 

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

thats not what your mom told me last night by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005