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Meat dunk

When a individual decides to use his penis as a ball and dunk on the participants face... balls can be included
Hey dude you awake?! Cool let me just 360 meat dunk this in
by Tarzan March 25, 2019
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driveway meat

Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.

It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.
“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”

“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”
by CutieCatLady98 April 9, 2019
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Booty Meat

The meat on your booty;
Yooo Damn that girl got some booty meat on haa"
by Suck my dildo April 12, 2019
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Meat Counter

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead
She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter
by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019
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meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night
rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap
by abledick April 27, 2019
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meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.
“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”
by SeanPP May 12, 2019
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meat chalice

The women’s meat chalice was quite moist
by LucrativeButters December 22, 2017
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