Lady Gaga

Joanne, Mother Monster, Stefani, GodGa, more known as Lady Gaga is a female singer came to Earth in 2009 to save that music industry 'cause bitch, we had to do something. Creator of unicorns, gays, pop music, "YAASSSS!", all the planets, and the german language, she also had some big hits like "Bad Romance" (1 billions views on Youtube) & "Born This Way" (made born all the gays on Earth). She won't sign no monkey papers 'cuz that's Money Honey. She has now an upcoming album called "Chromatica" which seems to go back on her planet #EarthIsCanceled and you better stream that shit.
Long Story Short, she's a god to us (religion check), and we have so much cults for our queen Monster.

Locals: I wish i could on a cult.. But i don't which one.
literally me: Bitch, do you even know Lady Gaga?

by ewaanou March 25, 2020

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Lactose ladies

consists of 4 girls, all musically talented, all a little manually unstable, pretty much illiterate.

VERY COOL PEOPLE, yup mhm. good balance between these 4, except in height, aint never a dull moment!

“did you see those girls” “yea those are the lactose ladies” “they’re so VERY COOL”

by idkyoueither November 21, 2020

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020