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Kill Jester

A phrase used to let YouTubers know that their new sidekick is crap.

Based on Adventure Call from Limmy's Show, when Falconhoof was being assisted by Jingle the Jester, who gave overly lengthy clues in the form of poems.... the caller commanded Falconhoof to KILL JESTER, insisting 'it's my money, dae it!' even though he knew it would end his game and lose his entry fee.
"Well worth it, she was shite"
Hi guys how's it going I'm Ryan and this is the latest video from FortNine, but today's video will presented by this guy...

.....Kill Jester!
by JamesTigerWoodsFan August 30, 2025
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pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019
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If you're gonna kill people

No go fuck yourself atheist if you don't give me the credit I'm murdering those fucking kids. That would be convenient for you if steal my fucking shit, make enough money off MY BACK that I could leave the workforce immediately. Fuck you. OUT OF THE WORKFORCE NOW OR DEATH!
Hym "Don't 'well If you're gonna kill people' me you piece of shit. I'm ot letting you take it and not murdering your kids Matt. You don't get to take it from me. I could be FREE TODAY AND IF I DON'T GET TO BE FREE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR KIDS DOESN'T GET TO LIVE. If you were concerned with me killing people you wouldn't be doing what you're doing. I want out of the workforce. I've made enough money to do it. I don't want unity with you fucks. I WANT TO BE OUT OF THE WORKFORCE. And if have contributed enough to make that happen EVEN IF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NOT. I fucking hate you pieces of shit. There is no communing with you. Give it up. You don't get a second chance. Do I have to kill people because I'm just not taking no for on this one. I don't care how FUCKING DESPERATELY you want to teach 'misogynistic men' a lesson about taking no for an answer. THEY ARE STILL GETTING RAPED. It isn't working. ME OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. Get that through your fucking head."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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Z' Kill

When sombody (ex: mom or brother) walks in your room and wakes you up 1-2 minutes before your alarm clock is sopposed to go off. Related to Buzz Kill.
sleeping person- Zzzz

Mom-*opens door* hey do you know where the plunger is?

sleeping person- What? Gosh Mom! Could you be more of a Z' Kill!?
by Sandwoman April 20, 2010
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Kill 'yo dick

A term used by men where 2 men engage in rough oral sex.
"Hey man can I kill 'yo dick."
"No I'm not gay tf?"
by fortnite7777 March 29, 2021
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Bathhouse Kill Squad

Bathhouse Kill Squad was an awesome punk band from Milwaukee Wisconsin. BKS contains of Frankie Scinto on vocals, Betsy Samuelson on bass, Chase Harrington on guitar, and Ethan Graves on drums. R.I.P
Wanna listen to some Bathhouse Kill Squad?
by fart.fart.fart.fart.fart September 23, 2023
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kill me

kill me
kill me
by GeneralGardio February 5, 2020
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