Chicken Joe

Chicken Joe is a known accomplance of the FBI and closely works with the DEA. Chicken Joe was involved in the taking out of Pablo and helped kill Bin Laden. He know works as a surveillance officer and frequently uses opps as a way to gain intel.

K-Chicken Joe and everyone who works with him is an opp.
A- I heard S flipped his card yellow in 1st grade and helped out Chicken Joe
J- S sounds like an opp if you ask me
I- I agree. I always knew S was sketchy.

by Iknoweveryonessecrets October 23, 2020

Rodeo Joe

A sex position in which the female mounts the male and does endless 360s on his penis until she gets so dizzy she falls off. The male then grabs her panties and swings it around his head yelling yeehaw.

Damn, I would like her to Rodeo Joe my face.

by Kevin Ransey October 30, 2020

The Joe Labero

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.

Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012

Joe Scheckner

Another name for a asshole, drug-using tweaker. Known to be seen with ugly trailer-trash, hillbilly-looking ogres (chicks) . In other words, a Joe Scheckner is a type of person that needs to get their priorities straight and learn to fuck off when told the first time. But beware, a Joe Scheckner is one that often looks to fight anything that breathes air. Do not befriend a Joey Scheckner, for if you do you are subjected to run-ins with the law.

"Who's that tool-bag over there?!"

"Oh don't look at him that way, he'll wanna kick your ass! That's a Joe Scheckner!"

by mcss August 11, 2012

Joe Thumb

Its a drug you take vaginally. It involves your vagina. And Joe's thumb.

The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.

by Dr. DickSauce August 12, 2012

Pulled a Joe

Completely failing at something after looking promising in practice.

"Did you here about Romes?"

"What happened?"

"He pulled a Joe the first time he started in the sportsball game."

by dheradman August 12, 2012

Joe hole

A man's unwilling asshole.

Doug warned Bruce to stay away from his Joe hole.

by mthrsprr July 15, 2011