January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

January Pen

A person that will surely gives you a missing vibe and remind you something about what's your hidden flaws. It also a type of person that have a matured mindset and very pure soul. He is also a wise, intelligent and a clever person. Most people who had this name are those who love art such as poems, proses, music, photography, caligraphy and etc.

H: I thought that he was just nothing but then-
M: then, what?
H: I'm crazy by january pen him.

by @count_me_in. March 22, 2022

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022

January 23

The national day a girlfriend must show their boyfriend their boobs.

"Dude, she just sent me a picture of her boobs!" "Of course it's January 23rd remember?"

by kestrelsbf January 23, 2022

23th of january

National go into isolation with your girlfriend day

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you

by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022

January 23rd

It’s Opposite Day bc I said it is

“Hey what’s today?”

“It’s January 23rd, meaning it’s Opposite Day.”
“Wait really?-“

“Yea, bc I said it is.”

“Alright.”

by Thebrokencoloredpencilinurvan January 23, 2022

January 24 2022

January 24 2022 is when Erick and Jose start to kiss and remember their love for one another.

Today is January 24 2022 let’s kiss!

by FreddyFraz4 January 23, 2022