person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude
by 👁👄👁✨ January 13, 2022

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.
"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."
by theprotomen February 17, 2017

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021

A person that name starts with an A and they aere the best boyfriend they are very tall they are handsome caring and fine asf
by Wooooooooooooooo😑😑 November 23, 2021

January 18 is Pizza mozzarella day. Pizza mozzarella day is the day to eat pizza and party with your friends
by Johhny joestar August 1, 2022

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by ihaveapig January 29, 2024
