january 14th

jokes on you day

person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude

by 👁👄👁✨ January 13, 2022

January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017

January 17

Go bye ur siblings someone

It’s January 17th ! Tht means go buy ur sibling something

by zzainab_rrehman August 7, 2021

January

A person that name starts with an A and they aere the best boyfriend they are very tall they are handsome caring and fine asf

Damn who is that ?
Idk but their fine asf
Oh he was born on January 3

by Wooooooooooooooo😑😑 November 23, 2021

January 18

Pizza mozzarella day

January 18 is Pizza mozzarella day. Pizza mozzarella day is the day to eat pizza and party with your friends

by Johhny joestar August 1, 2022

January

who tf names a kid a month 💀

Person 1 - Bro, Annie named her kid January 💀
Person 2 - Bro 💀

by Depresso-Expresso April 4, 2022

january 31st

give your girl bsf your hoodie for 5 whole days and hug them

Emily: hey, it’s january 31st
Jake: oh,l okay have my hoodie

hugs*

by ihaveapig January 29, 2024