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Dry January

Sorry I can’t come over tonight, it’s dry January.
by Dadavasa February 4, 2024
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January 6-7th

National booty and tit pic day! Tell your partner they owe you a pic today..
Hey baby, its January 6.
Ok?

January 6-7th - Send a booty pic/nude
by anonymous January 6, 2024
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january 1st

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."
by killuaswife December 22, 2020
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16th january

if you were born on this day youre a gay shinnie who simps for danny
person 1: hey when were you born
person 2: 16th january
person 1: so youre a gay shinnie? thats weird..
person 3: they also simp for danny
by gayperson696969 November 4, 2021
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January 1

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.
teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated
by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022
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Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!
by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019
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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018
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